why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?
They can’t swallow because that’s gay
freshmen advice: y’all know bout high school musical right?? well that shit is legit. better get practicing. everyday at lunch we go hard af. stick to the status quo.
And I wish you all the love in the world. But most of all, I wish it from myself.
mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink
Getting emotional about headcanons and AUs like
here’s a little song i like to call “i cherish our friendship so i won’t tell u i would totally have sex with you if you asked”